Kathryn Cramer, if that is the name her parents wrote on her birth certificate, claims Aliases Are for People on Wanted Posters. (Via; via)
Or serving soldiers.
Or bastard logic.
Or perfect perverts with NSFW blogs.
Or wrecked wretched hilarious cakes.
Or cupcake spies finding the best bakeries in America!
Or, at Shakesville, Arkades, Elle, The Heretik, Misty, Mustang Bobby, Paul the Spud, Petulant, The Portly Dyke, Quixote, Shark-fu, SKM, Space Cowboy, Todd, and any of the other citizens I’ve missed.
Or a Pioneer Woman.
Or any of these philosophers, pirates, and pundits.
If I’ve never said before: I’m pleased and proud to have all of you on my blog-roll. Ms Cramer thinks we are con-men and crooks, because we don’t choose to use our real names.
What an ass.